Random Musings

Picture it: A 31 year old woman is sitting at her desk at work. She's menstruating. Second day. She stands and feels a little ...

I've had a uterus my entire life. We've had a very amicable relationship. At about 3 pm on Monday afternoon something upset her...

There must be someway to celebrate the final menstrual cycle of my 20's. Some sort of ceremony or ritual involving meditation, the moo...

I had an early morning appointment with my OB/GYN. I jumped the gun earlier in the year and scheduled a Pap in April (I was actually not d...

I didn't leave home this morning intending to buy jeans, but the pair I was wearing (and all the pairs I have at home) are fading...

I was exchanging texts with my friend, StarPower , about Monday Night Raw before the conversation shifted to UrbanErotika™, an event I co-...

If you've been reading/following (although I don't actually chronicle my life in any particular order on this blog) you may remembe...

Sprawled out on the bench, legs cocked up on the handrails and spread eagle, without sufficient underwear, a bunch of grapes barely coverin...

I don't give a flying beep about royalty or the Royal Family in England. I think the whole concept is ridiculous and antiquated. But t...

Maybe I'm just a pervert, but when I meet someone new my mind runs on sex at some point. Even when I'm not sexually attracted to th...

My personal belief is homosexuality is not a choice. It's how you're born; you either are or you aren't. I love the differences ...

It’s been a year since my last truly good date. What made it such a good date was he was a gentleman and treated me like a lady. He took in...

Those 1-800-DENTIST commercials are so annoying. I can’t stand that woman who rides in the elevator and just antagonizes that man. The next ...

Yesterday I met a friend for lunch in Tribeca. I traveled comfortably on the train with a light midday crowd. I got cozy in my seat and went...

Apparently, outside of dolphins, humans are the only species to have sex for recreation; we don’t have a set “mating season”. That probably ...

Chivalry is not dead. Chivalry just doesn’t like bitches. How can a woman expect a man to be polite and gracious when all she does is roll h...

One of my favorite songs of all time is U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”. I love the sound but I also identify with the ...