Showing posts with label constipation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label constipation. Show all posts

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Shit Is Supposed To Happen





Inter urinas et faeces nascimur.
                              - St. Augustine


When was your last bowel movement? I think there are more people who are constipated than are regular. I was at the supermarket, in the meat department, shopping for chicken breast and this woman was nearby and talking on her cell phone. I caught part of her conversation - she was talking about someone who was constipated. She told the person on the other end that she drinks a lot of water. After a pause she asked, "Stool softener? Maybe that's what he needs. They have that for big people?"

I resisted the urge to give my 2 cents and continued to flip through packs of boneless, skinless chicken breast like playing cards.


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